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fishingboatproceeds: tyleroakley: thelocalpaedo: lizlet: moderation: fatmanatee: dream job dream look dream name dream man dream everything The conversation I imagine between Jackson Galaxy and his hairdresser: “I would like my hair to begin at the top of my ears, then a break at the bottom of the ears, then I would like my hair to begin again just below my bottom lip.” “And the mustache, sir?” “Yes, I’d like it to be a thin, sculpted eyebrow of a mustache, if possible.” “That shouldn’t be a problem, sir.”

fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream everything

The conversation I imagine between Jackson Galaxy and his hairdresser:

“I would like my hair to begin at the top of my ears, then a break at the bottom of the ears, then I would like my hair to begin again just below my bottom lip.”

“And the mustache, sir?”

“Yes, I’d like it to be a thin, sculpted eyebrow of a mustache, if possible.”

“That shouldn’t be a problem, sir.”

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