December 2011
65 posts
victorshow:
In Multimedia Design class, the teacher wanted us to create beautiful Christmas-related animations in Adobe Flash.
I made this.
Yeah, she was kind of angry.
vvelvvet:
potatolangdon:
i don’t know how to not curse
i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE
it’s a problem
motherfucker is a pronoun
Kakie and I shopping. Like, exactly this.
cosmo tip #113
expertcosmotips:
This holiday season, instead of going around the house singing Christmas Carols, replace any mention of ‘Santa’ or ‘Christmas’ with ‘vagina’. Your man will be super turned on when you sing ‘My Vagina Is Coming To Town’.
allthingsanonymous:
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again?
When people ask "So what do you like to do for...
Oh fuck.
Don’t say read fanfiction.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say role play online.
Don’t say lulz at memes.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.
Don’t say puzzles.
Don’t say gay porn.
Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.
…
..
.
“CATS”
a character in Doctor Who: Doctor Who?
me: ohhhhhHHHHHAHHAH YOU DID THE THING
THEY
THEY DID THAT THING WHERE THE NAME
HA
OHGOD
