people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
4-year-old sings “Ain’t No Homos Gonna Make it to Heaven” in church, receives standing ovation
CHARMING
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
Oh lord. The Thor tags for this get better every time it swings through my dash.
| — |
An anti-capitalist veteran (via elitc) Well heres a take on it not often uttered or shared (via threezerooo) |
In “News I Totally Missed Yesterday”: Romney’s app misspelled America.
Again: Where is my Rick Perry “OOPS” gif? How did I not save one???
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill







